White Like Me
“Milkhead.” Moonskins and clears. Always liked Clorox.
Sharpton-negatives. Cocaine-white sugar-whipped cream-Irish butt-cumulus cloud face. “Gabacho” just rolls off the tongue—the “ass” is implied, no?
Powder blank pages. “White people”—with an appropriate touch of ice, acid and annoyance. Whitey McWhitester? Kansas. Mouse. Honkubine Pimples.
Whatever happened to Gringo? Southern fried pimpin’. Ivory League. Schmoo(s). Straight outta the Upper East Side. Vacuous, self-entitled, puritanical, scarlet letter-bearing sinners.
Pillow case. Bruncher. Nilla. Pigmentally-challenged Mayonnaisian.
Shatners. Blanco Bill. Bradies. Boss.
I got a lot of “chalky” tossed at me. Teeth-white out-fancy couch that kids don't sit on-head? Pinkskins. Liquid Paper. #FFFFFF. Milky.